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by **_arnab_** on Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:23 pm

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers KO liya hai, ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho Gaya."

AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"

Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [Logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha.............................................

by **Tanmay®** on Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:08 pm

Old one... Posted here before...

by **Joeldsouza** on Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:09 pm

yea old one...
But its nice...

by **_arnab_** on Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:22 pm

tanmay_y wrote:Old one... Posted here before...

came in a mail...did not see the earlier post ..so posted it ..

by **naviobb** on Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:39 pm

well I've read it for the first time

by **Tanmay®** on Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:00 pm

Arnab_2006 wrote:
tanmay_y wrote:Old one... Posted here before...

came in a mail...did not see the earlier post ..so posted it ..

Not your mistake dude.I was just telling it was posted before. :)

by **Jayendsingh** on Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:46 pm

never mind. if it was posted once or many time still there's enough slot to be filled in.

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